Here are the requirements for the job of a Jr. Hockey girlfriend
1) Must buy the hockey player anything he needs.
2) Console us after our favorite sports team’s loose (blow jobs are a good way to console).
3) Must let us touch them anywhere anytime, and of course look down their pants and shirt to inspect the goods.
4) Take part in at least one closet show per season.
5) Be supportive of the team and player.
6) The player has the right to say what team functions/parties she is not allowed to go to, and she, may not bitch.
7) Agree to have sex with player while he is wearing a piece of his uniform. (Helmet, gloves, jersey, and doing it on the team bus also counts).
8) Has to love the hockey hair.
9) Must not like African handball or the Africans themselves.
10) 1 goal equals a blowjob.
11) Hat trick equals sex.
12) If player gets dummied in fight he is required to eat out the broad, after all he embarrassed her.
13) Has to like the playoff beard
14) At the command of player must make food for road trips.
15) Must never speak of marriage, and not want, think, or dream of babies, and must believe in all forms of contraception, and extermination of babies, and pregnancy.
16) Must never make you go to church. If the wife wants you to go, she must give you a sexual favor in return. The more people that are there from her family at the event you go to the better the sexual favor needs to be.
17) This last one is the most important. The broad must never date, be friends or hang out with any other hockey players, especially your teammates. They are the worst of all. And she is also not allowed to date any hockey players after you and her are finished dating.
18) Must not have any body hair, legs and snapper need to be shaved at all times.
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